10 Things We Can Do While Stuck at Home
1. Delete those 900 unread emails to make room for 900 new ones from all the advertisers that are “looking out for you.”
2. Suspend your Netflix binging to open up bandwidth for the rest of us
3. Rent a forklift to move your toilet paper stash to a larger storage unit .
4. Have your spouse put on gloves and a mask and agree on a safe word.
5. Collect loose change from the couch to fund what is left of your IRA.
6. Start a scavenger hunt to find where your spouse is hiding.
7. Harvest those soft paper sleeves from your old vinyl collection.
8. Recycle your junk mail into the bathroom
9. Try guessing the day of the week…again.
10. Review your marriage vows to find wiggle room on that part about “in sickness and in health” to see if it includes pandemics.
